Star Wars Toy Review: Fighter Pods

The really cool thing about the Star Wars brand is simply how versatile it is. In no other franchise can you have R2-D2 comically setting fire to a pair of Super Battle Droids in the same film as Anakin Skywalker’s horrific murder of children. The combination of so many broad themes, ideas and moods is what draws me to the saga and it’s something that I have yet to see replicated in any other fictional universe.

It’s no surprise that this versatility manifests into toys as well. The classic standard has always been 4 inch figures, which originated from Kenner during 1978. Since then, fans have been able to get statues, bobble-heads, die-cast vehicles, lightsabers, and a host of licensed Lego sets. People sometimes complain that Star Wars has rejected the pure storytelling piece it once was and is now a merchandise empire. Well, yeah, but the toys are so awesome!

All this rambling is basically just to set the stage for a relatively recent offering from Hasbro. I’m talking about the Star Wars Fighter Pods, a series of tiny Star Wars characters and plastic pods that cover the gambit of characters: both prequel, classic, Clone Wars, and even a few from the  Expanded Universe. These guys came completely out of nowhere and wow are they charming.

The basic way to acquire Fighter Pods are blind bags. Yeah, not a business I’m fond of, and it’s certainly dangerous to those with addictive tendencies. Conversely, you can  buy packs which display most of the characters up-front in addition to a little vehicle.

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(Jedi Cruiser NOT from Fighter Pod toyline)

Of course, there’s a gimmick:  the titular plastic pods. You can put the toys inside these, and then…er…make them battle each other.  There’s also an online game counterpart but I’m really just interested in the minis themselves. Still, added play value is certainly an appealing factor for kids.

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Yes, they even made a Porkins! That’s kind of what I love about this line. The character selection is far more unique than you’d expect and there’s just a feeling of playfulness and love for the source material.

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So, in short, I’d recommend you pick up a few bags or sets. These Fighter Pods are fun, easy to move(and easy to lose-be careful!) and are just a great representation of the Star Wars saga in cute miniature form. These Hasbro Fighter Pods are an overall 4/5. 

Also, I got through this post without making a tired “Size matters not!” reference. I feel there should be some reward.

Star Wars Figure Review: Super Battle Droid(Saga Legends)

Super Battle Droid

So, what do you call a slightly improved Battle Droid? A Super Battle Droid of course!

Let’s face it: the Star Wars universe has never been especially creative with its naming. We have Darth Maul, General Grievous and Sidious all populating the saga with their highly artistic, subtle meanings. I rather like this almost Saturday-morning cartoon style, and so the Super Battle Droid certainly has my approval!

The figure was released on shelves during 2013 as part of the Saga Legends line. In general, the Saga Legends figures have been a sore point among collectors for one chief reason: their articulation. Sporting only 5 POA, many people in the fan-base disparaged the line as child fodder and a huge step back from the quality we had been receiving in the Vintage Collection.

All this is true, but there was one thing that was overlooked. Army-building. You see, for people who just need figures to populate a scene and stand in the background, the Saga Legends excelled. With their cheaper price-point, buying multiples was not such a heavy investment as it would’ve been in other lines. Which one did I jump on first? We all know my love of Battle Droids so the answer is pretty obvious.

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Right off the bat I need to address something. While I find the Super Battle Droids cool, they don’t hold my heart like the original Battle Droids do. Whereas I find the B1’s to be sleek and elegant, these  beefier cousins are more industrialized and beetle-like. Definitely an awesome looking machine but not as charming as a regular ‘ol Battle Droid.

Still, it bears repeating: these guys are cool. And, if anyone reading has played Republic Commando, the mere sight of one is intimidating. In that game these droids were among the most difficult to destroy.

The paint application on the Super Battle Droid is simple and passable. It is perhaps a bit too sparkling new for what should be a battle-hardened warrior, but to be honest I wasn’t expecting much detailing for this price range.

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One thing I particularly like about the Saga Legends line is stability. The Super Battle Droid has an incredibly good balance and has no issue at all standing. For me, this is essential. An action figure that can’t stand is not a true action figure in my book. This also means that this figure holds up well for children, which is kind of the point; the Saga Legends line is designed specifically for the younger market.

As I mentioned earlier, this figure only has 5 points of articulation. Now, if this is a deal-breaker for you, then you may as well not buy from this line, because that’s the standard for the entire collection. I’m not really an articulation guy so much as a looks-good-stands-up kind of person and I think this is a case in which the figures 5 POA is not an issue.  I only need the droid to stand and point its arm like in the films.

However, I can’t discount that many people would love to pose the figure in more interesting ways. I understand the disappointment there and can only recommend some of the other Super Battle Droids from earlier lines like the Vintage Collection.

Final thoughts: The Super Battle Droid is a worthy addition to anyones Separtist armies. The figure is truly excellent for any battle or army scene, and it’s cheap enough to army-build in large numbers. This would also make a great gift for children. Keeping in mind the parameters of the Saga Legends line and its target audience, I think this figure deserves a 4/5. 

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Star Wars Figure Review: Battle Droid(Vintage Collection)

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I’ve always had a special appreciation for battle droids. I watched the Phantom Menace when I was around seven years old and the imagery of the Trade Federation and its war machines left a significant impression on my young mind. The battle droids fulfilled the same niche as stormtroopers did for older fans back in the 80s, both in terms of imagery and threat, and I still find their design to be wonderfully iconic.

Sadly, the interesting design of the battle droid has not always translated into great figures. Their general skinniness usually results in flimsy plastic, weak joints, and an aversion to stability. To quote Sio Bibble: It’s outrageous!

These are the bulk of our Trade Federation and Separtist armies! We need quality here!

Thankfully, the Battle Droid from the 2012 Vintage Collection is an excellent improvement over what we’ve seen in the past. This figure was created  in order to coincide with the Phantom Menace’s re-release in 3D, which saw a surge of new product made based upon the film. Considering that I could find Battle Droids on the pegs in 2014, I sadly have to conclude that the 3D release failed to garner much merchandise interest.  Better luck next time, Hasbro.

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So here are the Battle Droids, and I must say, they are pretty damn fantastic for the most part. Each figure comes with a blaster and two possible backpack variations, but I tend to opt for the more iconic look. There is one drawback: if you don’t wish to display your droid with either of the accessories then you’ll have to put up with a gaping hole in the back of the figure. This grievance doesn’t apply to me but other may find this quite irritating.

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The paint application on the battle droid is done well. There’s some great weathering on the figures legs and body which give the character an extra dose of realism and in-universe quality. Strangely, the head of the droid is almost pristine clean. I would of liked to have seen the weathering affect the entire figure as it does look a bit odd when examined closely.

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With 11 points of articulation, collectors and children should have no issue with posing this figure. I often find myself fiddling with its limbs while surfacing the internet, simply because of how versatile the movements are. Beware, however…while the battle droid stands, that doesn’t mean its 100% stable all the time. This figure can and will fall down a lot if you try anything beyond a neutral stance,  so be prepared for that and avoid frustration later!

Final thoughts: Being a huge Battle Droid fan, I had lofty expectations for this figure. I’m happy to report that, for the most part, the Vintage Collection Battle Droid lived up to nearly everything I hoped it would. This is easily the best representation of the character we have to date and it’s a terrific choice in diorama scenes. Pick them  up while you can because with Star Wars: Rebels and Episode 7 looming in the future, I have a feeling Prequel era figures will become a lot more scarce.

The Battle Droid earns an impressive 4.5/5.

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Collectible Spotlight: Phantom Menace Cup Tie-Ins!

I love the Phantom Menace.

Absolutely love it.

It was the first Star Wars film I ever saw and I still regard it as my favorite of the saga. The unwarranted hate it receives has always bothered me, but my full thoughts on that are for another post. For now I’d like to focus on the immense merchandising hype that surrounded the film back in 1999.

In short, it was everywhere. Lunchboxes, posters, toothbrushes, bedsheets…you name it and Star Wars was on it. The film’s impending release was the talk of news channels, people were waiting in line for days, and everywhere was the tangible buzz for what would be the begining of a new chapter in the saga. For just one month, Star Wars wasn’t in a galaxy far, far away, it was right outside your doorstep.

It was probably inevitable that various franchises would want to cash in on the hype. One of the more interesting examples of this are the fast food tie-ins  that you could find from your local Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hutt. Now, I’m no fast food junkie, but there’s nothing like seeing Star Wars toys packed in with kids meals. I remember this occurring for the Clone Wars as well, and it really strengthens the brands  presence with the  general public. I’d be tempted to eat at fast food establishments if Star Wars collectibles were on offer!

Man, if consumerism is a problem then I’m certainly part of it. Oh well..

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So the gimmick here is obviously cups. Sound boring? Well, it’s important to note that this was before the internet really took off and became a conglomerate platform of instantaneous news and images. The characters seen on these cups were some of the first previews people had of the film, and that alone was worth the price.

However, those who wanted more  got their wish with the cup toppers. These were busts of the characters that ranged from pretty impressive to somewhat creepy.

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Yeah…the Queen Amidala one is quite unsettling. Either way, this was a unique tie-in and really hammered home Star War’s return to cinema. I hope something similar happens for the Sequel Trilogy too. I mean, kids love fast food. Kids love Star Wars. It’s really a no-brainer.

Desolation Of Smaug Film Review

THERE ARE SPOILERS FOR DESOLATION OF SMAUG IN THIS REVIEW 

Many eyebrows were raised when Peter Jackson announced his intention to extend The Hobbit into three theatrical films. Cynicism plagued the film community, with numerous people remarking upon the obvious profit and merchandising opportunities that the project now had at its disposal. It seemed as though Middle-Earth had become, now in spirit as well as definition, a ‘franchise’.

So The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey debuted to a far more skeptical crowd than any previous film in the Lord Of The Rings mythos. Perhaps unsurprisingly then, the reception was quite mixed overall and it  did not meet the gushing standard people had come to expect from Middle-Earth.  It wasn’t a critical failure by any means, but a rating of 65% on Rotten Tomatoes is quite a downgrade from the high-90s attained by previous films in the franchise.

As for myself? I loved the film. Whereas some critics found the beginning segment at the Shire to be overlong and tiresome, I relished the gentle pace and almost slice-of-life feel to those early scenes.  The rest of the film didn’t disappoint either, with the the troll sequence, Rivendell, and most especially Bilbo’s encounter with Gollum  all in keeping to the quality I expect from Lord of The Rings. An Unexpected Journey wasn’t perfect, but I’d certainly say it deserved more praise for what it was.

But if An Unexpected Journey was the testbed for Peter Jackson’s three-film plan, The Desolation Of Smaug would be its proving point. It was here where the added subplots would justify themselves. It was here where the cynicism would, hopefully, die down. This was the  make or break moment for the series. Did Desolation Of Smaug meet this challenge? Well, yes and no.

From the beginning it was apparent that Peter Jackson had heard the criticisms of An Unexpected Journey‘s languid pace. Desolation Of Smaug runs along at a blistering speed,  transitioning quickly  from one location to another and filling up its runtime with a wide range of action sequences. The Barrel Escape is a clear standout in this regard, with impressive stunts, drama and comedic timing all intertwining to form a truly exhilarating scene. However, this new-found energy has negative consequences as well. The quantity of battles throughout the film  mean many of the encounters begin to lack gravitas and weight. Often it  does not seem as though our heroes are in any real peril, as they’ve gone through about a dozen near-death scenarios without so much as a scratch. There are notable exceptions, and I still believe the Barrel Escape was one of the best action sequences in any Middle-Earth film, but overall I’d say that this is an area in vital need of improving.

Acting-wise, everyone is once again  on top form. Richard Armitage and Martin Freeman continue to illustrate why they were chosen for their roles and Ian Mckellen is as excellent as ever in his portrayal of  Gandalf the Grey. In terms of newcomers, Luke Evans has a notable presence as Bard of Laketown. The dynamic between him and his family keeps him grounded with the audience and ultimately he’s an improvement over the underdeveloped character from the novel. Introducing a pivotal main character so late into the second film is a strange decision in the movie industry, so I’m happy that the filmmakers retained Bard’s character and actually expanded his role.

Another new face to the series  is Evangeline Lilly as Tauriel. This was a completely original film creation, added in order to counter the heavy presence of males in the story, and it quickly became a controversial talking point between many book purists.  The filmmakers had the unenviable job of justifying a new inclusion into Middle-Earth lore. Unfortunately, Tauriel is a mixed bag. As a character she holds  promise and Evangeline Lilly’s chemistry with other members of the cast is excellent,  but ultimately  her subplot falls flat. The relationship between Tauriel and the dwarf Kili feels distractedly shoehorned in(which it was: the sidestory was only inserted during reshoots) and lacks any real fleshing out. They share about three scenes together and suddenly we have Kili rendering his heart out for her on his sickbed? No, just no. It doesn’t work and it only turns an interesting female character into the customary love interest. I can only hope Tauriel gets more to do in the next film because this was a waste of a great actress.

Where Desolation Of Smaug truly shines is with almost anything relating to the dragon itself. I feel comfortable in saying that Smaug is easily the best depiction of a dragon I have ever seen on screen. The scale is awe-inspiring and the sheer physicality of what is inherently a digital creation cannot fail to impress; you can really sense the dragon’s presence in every frame. Much like Bilbo’s encounter with Gollum in An Unexpected Journey, his dialogue with Smaug is the real highlight of the film and it ends Desolation Of Smaug on an exciting note. An overlong action scene almost tampers with this(Seriously, there’s thirteen dwarves against one dragon-surely Smaug can roast at least one of them!), but the conclusion was still strong enough to leave me satisfied.

After some of my criticism it may seem as though I did not enjoy the film that much. This could not be further from the truth. I loved anything to do with Gandalf and never found myself bored throughout the entire sitting. Desolation Of Smaug is good, great even, but I do believe it is among the weakest of the five Lord Of The Rings  releases.  However, it’s still another trip to Middle-Earth and that by itself renders the movie a worthy  watch. A ‘weak’ Lord Of The Rings film is still strong by any other standard.  This film earns a solid 3.5/5

Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey -Tauriel Six Inch Figure Review

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To kick off this blog I thought it would be interesting to start with a figure released two years ago  despite the  plasticized character only making her cinematic debut last year. Confusing? Well, that’s Bridge Direct’s Hobbit toyline for you, and it’s not entirely the company’s fault. Peter Jackson’s decision to split The Hobbit into three films caught many people off-guard, including  the licencees who were essentially  prepared for a two-film approach. As such, this six-inch Tauriel figure was released in 2012 and under the Unexpected Journey moniker. People got their first glimpse at a character who would not appear in the films for an entire year!

But I’ll talk  more about Bridge Direct in a future post, let’s get onto the figure..

Forest Tauriel

So first impressions of Tauriel are decidedly positive. The actual look of the sculpt is nicely done and it captures the likeness of Evangeline Lilly’s character quite accurately.  The paint job looks superb on the costume, with  subtle hues of green and olive. There aren’t any extreme details on the skin tone but the simplicity lends itself to a very Elf-like impression. I particularly appreciate the clean application of the paint. There are no ugly running colours here!

Sword Tauriel

Accessories of Tauriel include two short swords, a bow, and a quiver of arrows.  While it’s possible to fit the swords within the quiver, you’ll probably end up simply choosing which weapon you wish to display the figure with. Myself, I tend to claim preference with the bow, although Tauriel was certainly proficient in close-quarters combat during the film. There is  a peg hole at the back of the figure and moving the hair aside to connect the quiver is a simple task.

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Articulation is where this release somewhat falters.  Although Tauriel sports up to ten points of possible articulation, the hard plastic design of her skirt impedes this potential. Perhaps a soft goods approach to the clothing would of been a wiser choice  here. On an individual level I tend not to worry too much about articulation but an Elven warrior should undoubtedly have more pose capability. Getting Tauriel into a running position, for instance, is virtually impossible.  Nonetheless,  she will stand easily enough-which is good, because her feet have no pegholes.

Another issue this figure has is scale. I cannot vouch for this personally, but I have seen comparisons of this six inch Tauriel to the six inch Thorin release, and she seems to be only slightly taller. When you’re being compared to a dwarf, this is not what you want. If we get another release of this figure during the release of There and Back Again then it would be nice for Tauriel to receive a more accurate size.

Overall  I was quite satisfied with this product. If you are  looking for a competent representation of the character from the film then this is by no means a bad choice. On the other hand, for those who crave articulation, I advise looking elsewhere.
I would grant Tauriel a well-deserved 4/5.